Valentine's Day is this Sunday, which means that this week you'll be on a quest for a gift that will get you laid without implying too much. The Valentine's Day gift that you give your girlfriend says a lot about...
Aw, crap. I don't have my credit card. I must've lost it somewhere last night. Well, looks like Tampico and Sun Chips breakfast from Walgreens will have to wait. I have to find out what happened last night. Let's see: what's the last thing I remember? Hmm. That doesn't really help...
Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you'll never get what you paid for, and you'll probably get screwed in the end. It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest. Here's what that would look like:
It's hard to believe that we've never had a "Best Talk Show Fights" article on Holy Taco before. Stupid people fighting and Holy Taco go together like water balloons and urine. Here are some of our favorite talk show fights: Midget vs. Smaller Midget This is universally considered the best talk show...
Okay, it's Monday night. Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don't think I'm the only one that understands this. You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you're single, but then that means that you're stocking up because you're not...
You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status updates, and you can tell even more about them by how their friends react to those status updates. This is why many celebrities are turning to social media as a form of public relations, but sometimes keeping your...
Shut Up Woman! Get On My Horse! - Watch more Funny VideosCongratulations! You will now have this song stuck in your head for the entire weekend. For the infinite loop version, go to www.getonmyhorse.com. Stacy Kiebler Is Hot And Talented (TotalProSports)How To Live In A Glass House (MadeMan)Nascar: Behind the Wheels...
1. Bus Catching Cat Killed by CarCasper, the British cat who made headlines around the world for regularly waiting in line and hopping on the local bus, was killed by a hit-and-run driver in his hometown of Plymouth, England. Police are on the look out for a white Ford Escort...
(Holy Taco's Facebook Fan Page recently surpassed the coveted 2,000 Fans benchmark. To celebrate this momentus occasion, we asked our 2,000th Facebook Fan to write a guest article explaining why he likes Holy Taco so much. This is what he sent us.) Hey, Holy Taco. I guess I'm proud to be...
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