After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let's get to it. Click here to see...
Where You've Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to Eliot Spitzer.) Having a woman like...
Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009. We took 16 douchebags from the fields of Entertainment, Sports, Business, and...
As you may have heard, Alex Rodriguez admitted to taking steroids during his 2003 MVP seasons. The news broke through a Sports Illustrated report, so we figured this might be a good time to show how A-Rod's PR team dealt with the crisis.
I'm guessing sex with Alex Rodriguez probably goes a little like this: He starts out with some strong foreplay, maybe some nipple pinching, and the girl gets really excited. Then when he starts humping, the girl is like "you know, I am definitely going to have an orgasm, this...
Even though Alex Rodriguez can't come through in the clutch, apparently his sperm can. People.com reports:
Rodriguez, 32, was with his wife Cynthia, 34, as she gave birth to the couple's second daughter, born Monday night in Miami, his team announced.
The baby, whose name has not been revealed, weighed 7 lbs.,...
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