Pirates Always Have the Best Bargains

May 28th, 2009 | 09:31 am
Pirates Always Have the Best Bargains

We learned a few things from this commercial:  First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he's going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings.  Second, a...

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Birthdays are special days. But if you're an Indiana politician, you might not want to go to every birthday party you're invited to. According to nwitimes.com: A congressional candidate is defending his speech to a group celebrating the anniversary of Adolf Hitler's birth, saying he appeared simply because he was asked. Tony...

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