Click Here to See the Current Brackets Here are the match-ups for Round 1, Day 1 of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament. We're going to post a lot of match-ups all at once during the first round, so bear with...
It's finally here. The moment you've been anxiously awaiting for months: the paternity test came back negative! You're not the father! Congratulations! In other news, Holy Taco's 2nd Annual Douchebag Tournament begins today! If you're not familiar with the tournament, you can check out last year's epic showdown here. This...
We finally remembered the password to our Twitter account, so we're back on the scene. To celebrate, we've decided to give away a Wii as a thinly-veiled ploy to get more followers. In case you think we're lying about this (and we wouldn't blame you if you did), here's a...
It's that time of the week again: Wednesday. Our friends at 80's Tees have sent us a whole bunch of awesome Hangover T Shirts to giveaway to our gentle, caring, non-psychotic readers. We explained that we don't have any of those, and they said we could just give the shirts...
What's better than midgets? People in mascots trying to beat the hell out of those midgets, of course. That's exactly what these guys were thinking when they made Midgets vs. Mascots. Check out the trailer: And here's the best news of all: we're giving away a massive prize pack that includes...
Always bet on black...but if that's not available as an option, go for "Man". Tiger Woods Has a New Hot Mistress [pics](TotalProSports)The Worlds Strongest Beer Is Heer (MadeMan)Nicole Manske Gallery (AllLeftTurns)The Coolest Home Theater Systems Ever (ScreenJunkies)The Coolest Sleeping Bags Ever (TheChive)Alessandra Is DT Mag (TotallyCrap)Woods Pulls Out Of Tournament (PopCrunch)20...
You may remember that last week, we announced our Bigs Sunflower Seeds caption contest for Give-a-Wednesday. Well, the results are in, and we have a winner. First, though, let's look at the prize: Sadly, the prize is not our new writer, Johnny (sorry, one girl who reads this site), but Johnny...
Write a caption for this...geez, even I don't know how to explain this one, and you can win a copy of Vin Diesel's Wheelman for the Xbox 360 by Ubisoft. It's the newest racing game that lets you murder your way through the streets using your car as your weapon...
Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the '80s. (You don't even have to wear his...