2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 1

March 16th, 2010 | 02:29 pm
2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 1

Click Here to See the Current Brackets  Here are the match-ups for Round 1, Day 1 of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament. We're going to post a lot of match-ups all at once during the first round, so bear with...

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