How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

November 4th, 2009 | 04:05 pm
How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do?  And you know how whenever you find...

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