Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it's very confusing, there's a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can't get through it. There are a few key...
This past weekend, I played the part of Best Man at my brother’s wedding. It’s pretty well-known that weddings are a fantastic place to pick up chicks, and of all the girls that you’ll find at a wedding, the bridesmaids are easily the most susceptible to a potential wedding bone. ...
Guys tend to forget a lot of things. Sometimes we forget to take out the trash, sometimes we forget to wipe (don't pretend like you've never forgotten that one), and sometimes we even forget about that time we got married on a drunken bender 30 years ago. According to Ananova:
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My mom always said to me "Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you're marrying. Unless that person has really big perky titties but still manages a thin figure. In which case, don't worry about...
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