I'd like to thank this trailer for "I Think We're Alone Now," which is a movie about dudes who are waaaaay too obsessed with Tiffany for giving me my favorite quote for today: "I might ask for a finger nail...
After hearing about Uma Thurman's recent stalker troubles, I asked myself a question: If I was a stalker, would I stalk Uma Thurman? The answer was a pretty resounding "no." (Since I was playing the role of a stalker, I also was hearing voices.) Then I asked myself another question:...