I've never purchased the services of a prostitute, but I guess there are a few points of negotiation that need to be agreed upon before the coitus can commence. Positions and type are probably no brainers, but one obvious point...
For all you mothers out there who are disappointed that your little guy didn't get you flowers for Mother's Day...just be happy you didn't give birth to Ralph Hardy:
A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted...