It would probably break some sort of FDA and FCC regulations, but I don't care, The Food Network really needs to give these guys a show. They aren't nearly as hairy as Emeril, so maybe it would work out after...
Tired of eating bread that looks like...um, bread? Then you should move to Thailand so you can eat bread that looks like...um, body parts. According to InventorSpot.com:
Kittiwat Unarrom has a master's degree in fine arts and creates bruised and battered heads, feet and other internal organs at a bread shop...