7 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Help a Girl Move

October 15th, 2009 | 10:05 am
7 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Help a Girl Move

Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack:  it's completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.  Most girls have no idea how...

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