Welcome to day two of HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today's matchups, here are the results from yesterday's games. Click here to see the updated bracket. (1) Chris Brown 75.3% Defeated (16)...
Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful. 9. Whoopi Goldberg - Sit Yo' Ass Down, Bitch 8. Joaquin Phoenix - "I'm Unaware of My Surroundings" 7. Stephen Hawking - "I Didn't Write...
I haven't had to call in sick to work yet, mostly because if I can move my fingers up and down, then I can work. But Joaquin Phoenix's job requires him to do waaay more than move his fingers up and down. Sometimes he's got to go to parties...and...stand and...
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