Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

November 4th, 2009 | 10:15 am
Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

 We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls...with mixed results.  Enjoy.    

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We've put together a collection of our favorite girl of the day photos from the past few months. Enjoy!                           

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 2

August 12th, 2009 | 02:48 pm
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 The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million.  Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.  We posted the first...

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

August 11th, 2009 | 02:36 pm
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 The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million.  Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.  Unfortunately, we can't call...

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Nerds! - A Gallery

July 30th, 2009 | 05:28 pm
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Nerds created the internet and nerds keep it running. Without nerds, all of us here at the Taco would have no job. Here's to you, nerds.                              

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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

January 28th, 2009 | 10:56 am
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 Here at HolyTaco, we're big sports fans. And we're also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, we created this football stadium made...

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Holy Taco Gift Guide Is Here!

December 18th, 2008 | 04:50 pm
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Don't know what to get your family for the Holidays?  Well, that's why we're here, to create a bunch of really shitty products and set up our own cafepress store where you can purchase them.  So, please, purchase away!  All proceeds go to the Eagles covering this weekend. FRIDAY NIGHT WALL...

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Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

October 16th, 2008 | 04:58 pm
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If you read this site with any regularity, you'll notice whenever we write about an attractive woman, we link to her chickipedia page. So, as a thank you, the good folks over at Chickipedia invited us to their launch party. Here's a recap of our night. Brian (red haired...

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