The other day I decided to clean out my fridge and as I was throwing away stuff I came across one of those DVD's that you put into your DVD player to clean it. I have absolutely no f-ing...
Let me first start off by saying I understand that TV Guide can in no way be considered a serious magazine. That would be like considering this blog as "Journalism" or considering the San Diego Padres as a "Major League Baseball Team." But putting Mario Lopez and...
Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful.
8. Stedman Graham
7. Mario Lopez
6. Mel Gibson
5. Jeff Skilling
4. Manny Ramirez
3. Tori Spelling
2. Matthew McConaughey
1. Spencer Pratt
Special thanks to readers Amanda...
Mario Lopez must have the most amazing Publicist and agent in the entire world, because last I checked, he has absolutely no talent, has been in exactly zero shows that have any sort of redeeming value, and yet, every where you go, you see him. It'd be like turning...
I remember watching Saved By The Bell and thinking two things: Lark Voorhies was going to be a huge star, and Zach Morris will bang more chicks than A.C. Slater. I'm haunted to this day by both predictions. If you want to know how many chicks Mario Lopez has banged,...
Isn't Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that's the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding's balls. What's going on, Mario? You're famous and you work out. I'm...
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