Honey Bees Are Cokeheads too

December 29th, 2008 | 10:50 am
Honey Bees Are Cokeheads too

 Is it just me, or are scientists becoming kind of like really stoned college students, who sit on the couch for 16 hours a day and watch Planet Earth dvds and say shit like "Dude, what do you think would happen if a honey bee was like, super coked up?" ...

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Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Synth Coke

October 21st, 2008 | 02:46 pm
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Synth Coke

Seeing a coke whore's eyes light up like a child on Christmas morning is one of the most beautiful things in the world. So what do you do when you can't score any coke? Well, according to this ad, Synth Coke will do just the trick. (Something tells me she...

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Travis Henry Scores...Cocaine

September 30th, 2008 | 09:22 pm
Travis Henry Scores...Cocaine

For those of you who don't know who Travis Henry is, he's essentially the most interesting player in the NFL. He has nine children by nine different women. Any time you can play a baseball game with one team fielded by your biological children and the other team...

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President Bush Can't Remember If He Did Cocaine

May 27th, 2008 | 02:16 pm
President Bush Can't Remember If He Did Cocaine

In Scott McClellan's new book, the former White House Press Secretary claims that our fearless leader can't quite remember if he plowed through a few fat rails in his earlier partying days: Writes McClellan: "'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the...

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