For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies. Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don't really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact with those people, but then...
Sometimes girls treat sex like Forrest Gump treats talking to strangers: regardless of the circumstances, they just refuse to give it up. Keep this Sex Excuses Bingo Card close to your bed (or wherever you bone most often) and check the excuses off as you go (a word of warning,...
You guys know these girls. In fact, you probably see them more often than certain family members. A free Holy Taco t-shirt to the first person that can name all of these girls in order. Email us at Feedback@holytaco.com
Alright, let's see here: my friend Todd told me that hot chicks show up at these healthcare rallies all the time. I'll just check out the scene a little, see which side has the hotter chicks, and then I'll go with that side. I don't even know what all this...
Labor Day marks the end of summer, so take one last long look at what you'll be missing for the next nine months and try not to be too depressed. At least football season is here. Enjoy!
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