Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they're on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we'd like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood-thirsty audience and appease the God-fearing masses at the same time: Step...
via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet) This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy. I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets smacked in the head at Ross Dress for Less last weekend. I wish that...
Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation's youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you really want kids to not have sex, you...
Cheese toast, huh. Jesus is now appearing in cheese toast? Why doesn't he ever show up in creme brulee or a beef wellington? Instead, he's always showing up in asshole's shitty pancakes or on a stale tortilla. You'd think the Son of God would enjoy a little upscale dining at...
Ribbons Rap Music Video - Watch more Funny Videos Normally, you'd think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally." Other Crap To Look At:Brittyn Is The Sexiest Bears Fan You'll See Today (CollegeHumor)Shepherd Smith Freaks Out...
Vaginas Like AIDS - Watch more free videos You don't even have to watch this whole video of this guy going on about why swearing is wrong. The first 35 seconds give you everything you need to brighten your day. (He's apparently talking about the backlash he received from this...
One of the biggest problems many people who live in modern times have with religion is that they just wish God would show up. I've heard many people say, "God used to show up all the time in the Bible, smoting here and there or pretending to make...
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