Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

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Aaaah. There's nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600...

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