There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to...
Where you've seen her: Lisa Marie Scott has been in Playboy, FHM and an episode of "Married With Children," which is, by far, the best thing she could ever appear on. Pointless quote taken directly from her website: "Hello and Welcome to my new website. Check here often for all...
Where you've seen her: Olivia Wilde has been in "The Girl Next Door," "The O.C.," and a few other movies/TV shows that are a lot like the ones I just mentioned. Her real name is Olivia Cockburn. I'm guessing she changed it to Wilde because "Cockburn" sounds really, really painful. Pointless...
Age: 27 Where you've seen her: Jennifer Lamiraqui is a lingerie and bikini model. Which explains all the photos of her standing alone in a bikini and staring at the camera. Pointless quote: “I don't mind saying, modeling beats digging ditches.”
Age: 34 Where you've seen her: Brande Roderick is best known as her role as Leigh in "Baywatch." She is not best known for the soft core pornos she did to make ends meet before she landed the Baywatch role. She also was in Playboy a few times and actually dated...
Age: 24 Where you've seen her: Lucy Pinder is most popular for being one of the Nuts cover girls. She also apparently won some award for "best breasts," but I can't figure out who gave it to her (might have been me.) Pointless quote: "I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear...
Age: 29
Where you've seen her: Mya sings a bunch of crappy Top 40 R&B songs. She was popular in the mid 90s withhits like "Ghetto Supastar" and that version of "Lady Marmalade" with the scantily clad Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim and... uhh, Pink.
Pointless quote: Love life and live it to...
Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we've paid homage to The French Maid Outfit, asses, boobs and thighs. Now, with Halloween right around the corner, we are paying tribute to the Naughty Nurse. I've never actually been treated by a naughty...
Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we've paid homage to party girls, girls making out, french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the reason for the season: girls dressed up in sexy Mrs. Claus outfits. ...
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