This week's winner comes from our "People, Have We Learned Nothing From The Movie Outbreak?" post. This commenter lives by a law I think would make this world a better place to live. WINNER: iamME!!!! COMMENT: iamME!!!! Says: April 30th,...
This week's winner comes from our most recent post, "The Ultimate Butterface Contest." Anytime you can reference a Diabetes commercial, well, you're going to be in the running. WINNER: A-Train COMMENT A-train Says: April 17th, 2009 at 01:16 pmI'd do the Wilford Brimley chick...cuz "It's the right thing to do"If you're a-train, then e-mail us...
This Week's winner comes from our "Masturbating Is Way Too Easy For Kids These Days," post. Many of you shared your heart warming stories about the lengths you went to, to get porno. But only one of you shared a story that made me say "brilliant," after I read it. WINNER:...
This week's winner comes from our "Charmin Toilet Paper: What's Wrong With America" post. I've never heard a more eloquent argument for baby wipes than this, and let me tell you, I have heard at least seven baby wipe arguments. WINNER: Master Beef COMMENT: Master Beef Says: January 20th,...
This week's winner comes from "The Anal Sex To Chili's Restaurant Analogy" that stirred up quite the debate. Apparently we forgot about one type of woman who eats at Chili's. Winner: Ev Comment: Ev Says: January 16th, 2009 at 09:01 am You forgot about the 5th kind of...
This week's winner comes from our "12 Calendars No One Would Ever Purchase" post. He makes a valid point about our A-Rod Killing Puppies Calendar. If you're reader "Jagoff," e-mail feedback@holytaco.com and we'll send you a shirt. If we get more than one person saying they're Jagoff, no one gets...
After a long absence, we're bringing back the Holy Taco Comment of the Week. Now, we don't have access to e-mail addresses attached to the comments anymore, so if you're the winner, you'll have to notify us by e-mailing feedback@holytaco.com. If I get more than one person e-mailing to say...
This week's winner comes from the Who Would You Rather do between Slap Andy Samberg or Do Madonna.
WINNER: Brokencox
COMMENT:
BrokenCox Says:
October 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am Wow this is a first…both of these i could do with my penis…
This weeks winner comes from our "4 Reasons I'm Not Going To Help You Move This Saturday" Post. He must own a pick up truck.
WINNER: Max Powers
COMMENT:
Max Power Says:
October 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am “You have a pickup truck and should help me move” is most easily countered with...