Based on our comments section, we're pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon. Your first trip to Tunatown can...
Just in time for Valentine's Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever. It's like the Death Star of fake vaginas. It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part. They don't say anything about a giant laser in this promo clip, but you...
If you like your girlfriend, it's difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine's Day. If you hate your girlfriend, then it's really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born diseases: Condylomata Acuminata Nickname: Genital Warts What It Is: It's warts on...
For many people, Valentine's Day is the most confusing day of the year. We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there's a chance that we might not have sex that night. Luckily, flowcharts are an...
First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump. Fortunately, we've created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:
Aaaah. There's nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful women who get paid to have dirty sex on...
If you're anything like us, you've raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there's a good chance that you've heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what all those sex excuses really mean? Well, we have: "I'm Too...
Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they're just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year's Eve plans. Here's how some of your favorite celebrities decided to...
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