8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real...
You've probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works. With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we'd take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like: Weekend at Alien's Alien and the Hendersons Twin Aliens
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Have you ever noticed that walking into a Target department store and dealing with their employees is one of the most frustrating things you will ever have to do? After taking a closer look at their job application, it's clear why they only seem to hire employees who are really crappy at their...
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This video comes to us from a wonderful place called "Expert Village" where, apparently, everyone who lives in this adorable little municipality is an expert in something extremely useful. This woman, for example, has mastered the act of washing utensils. Not dishes, mind you, just utensils. And, to help make...
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