How To: Look Like You're Working All Day, Even When You're Not

August 25th, 2009 | 02:36 pm
How To: Look Like You're Working All Day, Even When You're Not

8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day.  Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit.  Faking an entire day of work will take some real...

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