Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

April 14th, 2009 | 07:19 am
Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

  This is wrong for a lot of reasons. But it's also right for just as many reasons. Other Crap To Look At: Awesome Shit That'll Make You LOL Your Face Off (Funny Lists)Who's Sexier: Laurel of Kristin (CollegeHumor)10 Foreign Words English Needs (Cracked)Girlfriend BoobyTraps Boyfriend (IHeartChaos)Worst Music Video Ever (UniqueDaily)Hot Celeb Gallery (DailyFill)Who...

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The Most Pointless "How To" Video On The Internet

February 10th, 2009 | 08:01 am
The Most Pointless

 This video comes to us from a wonderful place called "Expert Village" where, apparently, everyone who lives in this adorable little municipality is an expert in something extremely useful. This woman, for example, has mastered the act of washing utensils. Not dishes, mind you, just utensils. And, to help make...

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Those "Mac Vs. PC" Ads Seem To Be Working

January 29th, 2009 | 02:23 pm
Those

 Call me old fashioned, but I'm not sure how you can love something you've never used. Maybe it's because it's hard to love something that's represented by a fat person. (OK, I guess it makes sense now.)  

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The Art Of Meeting Men

December 19th, 2008 | 08:39 am
The Art Of Meeting Men

 To all you single attractive ladies out there who are having a hard time finding a man, just follow this simple guide and you'll be married in no time.  Other crap to look at:  Kelly Brook is attractive (gorillamask)Carmen Electra in Playboy (drw)10 Questions for Holly Madison (askmen)Why Christmas Vacation...

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Men Aged 18-34 Are Stupid

November 21st, 2008 | 01:10 pm
Men Aged 18-34 Are Stupid

The other day I went to the public library, otherwise known as “that place where homeless dudes shower,” and I thought to myself, “You know, these homeless dudes don’t smell as strongly of urine as they used to.”  Now, from that observation you can conclude that either a) homeless dudes...

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Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

June 11th, 2008 | 07:29 pm
Your Three-Year-Old Child Is Very Stupid

You may think little Timmy and little Suzy are oh-so-special when they walk around and talk and go pee-pee in their little potty toilet. But a Japanese researcher begs to differ: Keio University scientists in Japan say they have found pigeons are able to discriminate video images of themselves, as well...

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