In the past, we've shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties. Now we've come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you're hanging out in a crappy dive bar...
For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies. Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don't really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact with those people, but then...
If you're like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you've had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever. Y'know, the standard "one night stand follow-up letter" stuff. But what if those letters...
When you're a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It's really loud and messy, and you've got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. A good bar patron can be a breath of fresh...
You can tell a lot about a girl by what she's drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she's sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it's sending. Here's What Her Drink Really Says About Her: Cheap Beer What She Thinks It Says: I'm a tough...
Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker can mean the difference between...
The NFL draft is here, which means we get to hear Mel Kiper Jr. break down the physical traits of 18-year-old boys all across the country. So, we wondered what it would sound like if Mel broke down something that wasn't the NFL draft. MEL: A lot of guys have a...
During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you're at during the night. Stage...
I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk to them. I know this because they were dressed...
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