P. Diddy Boasts Of Erections. World Sickened

August 12th, 2008 | 11:33 pm
P. Diddy Boasts Of Erections.  World Sickened

I've done exactly one red carpet event, and that was so I could go to the Playboy Mansion. I'll never do another because it's pretty much the dumbest experience possible. You basically have to sit there and shout...

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