It's weird the stuff that makes you feel old. Like, yesterday in my office, I was playing the opening to Growing Pains on youtube, and I turned to the dude next to me, who's a few years younger, and...
Age: 38
Where you've seen her: Jennifer Lopez used to be all up in your face with her singing, dancing and acting. But now she just hangs out with Skeletor and has babies.
MILF status: Back in February J Lo squeezed and pushed until two fraternal twins came flying out of her...
Time for a little anatomy lesson. And since I'm no Mr. Wizard, I'm going to keep this simple:
Babies need milk. Jennifer Lopez has two babies. Jennifer Lopez has to store the milk for her two babies somewhere. Jennifer Lopez has two boobs. Jennifer Lopez stores the baby milk in her...
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