Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

September 21st, 2009 | 04:10 pm
Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Oh my goodness gracious!  Aren't I just the early bird today?  Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I'm going to be early for work today, and I certainly don't want that.  The next thing I know, they'll...

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