Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they're everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It's important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region's strain of douchebag so...
According to Businessweek (which we totally really read), we're going to be seeing some Cash-for-Clunkers spin-offs coming around soon, probably for household appliances...BORING. So we decided to come up with a few Cash-for-Clunkers spin-offs for common items that we think people should get rid of:
After nearly three weeks of voting and 65 bags of douche, the Octo-Mom has been crowned the 2009 National Douchebag Champion. She took down heavy favorite Rush Limbaugh in the finals 62%-38% in the finals after cruising past other notable douchebags Barry Bonds, Chris Brown and P Diddy in the earlier...
We started with 65 douchebags. And now we're down to the final two. We've had upsets, blowouts and even some vote tampering by hackers (would you expect anything less from a douchebag tourney?) but here we are. After analyzing the results and discounting the fake votes, we have our final,...
You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin! Click here to see the complete bracket. You know the drill. Vote on...
There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide. Click here to see the...
We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O'Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMan over Clemens.) But here we are, with...
Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O'Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let's get to it. But first, we had our first number one seed...
After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let's get to it. Click here to see the updated bracket. CLICK HERE TO VOTE ON THE SWEET 16!...
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