Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

October 28th, 2009 | 10:23 am
Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they're everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It's important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region's strain of douchebag so...

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