How To Poop In Japan

November 8th, 2009 | 12:58 pm
How To Poop In Japan

 This video is very old, but it's one of my all-time favorites.  I think if I was a little Japanese kid I'd probably be entertained by this video, but I'd be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who's pretending...

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