The Ballad of Beaker

February 9th, 2010 | 12:11 pm
The Ballad of Beaker

 Beaker learns the hard way that the internet is a cruel, cruel mistress. Marissa Miller Wants Yer Balls (TotalProSports)How To Find Your Dream Job (MadeMan)Nascar Loves Kim K (AllLeftTurns)Awesome David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)The Funniest Google Searches (Manofest)The Bi-Curious Dog (TheChive)Melissa Gilaldo...

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Facebook Bingo

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Another Internet Commenter Magazine

November 17th, 2009 | 04:00 pm
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Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire internet.  We'd gladly pit our commenters against any other site's commenters in a battle of wits, and they'd easily kick ass and take usernames. That's why we've chosen to express our gratitude in the best way we know how: by...

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

November 12th, 2009 | 10:43 am
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How To: Pull Off an Internet Hoax

October 20th, 2009 | 09:56 am
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Pulling off an internet hoax is a lot like being a stripper.  It can be a good way to make a lot of money, and it's pretty easy, too.  All kinds of morons have pulled off successful hoaxes in the past, from those rednecks who shot bigfoot to the wacko,...

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If Internet Commenters Had Another Magazine

July 29th, 2009 | 03:04 pm
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A while back, we created our own Internet Commenter Magazine.  We've been talking a lot about internet commenters again, and we felt like it was time for a second edition of Internet Commenter Magazine, as a shout out to our loyal and always entertaining HT commenters.  

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June 24th, 2009 | 12:59 pm
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Uh Oh, Moms Have Found The Internet

April 27th, 2009 | 05:43 am
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