Hi. It's me, your pet parakeet. It's come to my attention that you've been trying to find out why I won't eat your diarrhea: I'm a parakeeet, so I'm not normally one to be bold. But, seeing that this scenario will...
Editor's Note: Christian Bale came to us and asked if he could write a guest column on Holy Taco to clear the air about the recent blow up that has everyone talking. We're big Batman fans, so we said sure. Alright, listen up. A lot of you blokes heard what...
Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco, we like to get points of view that you might not find other places. That's why when Miley Cyrus reached out to us and asked to do a Guest Column, we gave her the green light. War is super ew. Like, nobody wins them cause...
Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco we like to hear from writers with different perspective than our own. We think Mr. Snippers brings up some very relatable roommate problems. Sometimes there's no amount of poo-throwing that will stop your roommates from annoying you. Here's a few things that really get me...
Recently, a woman dropped a child off in front of our offices and claimed it was one of ours. Because we're lazy, we decided to put him to work writing a few lists for us. Here's his first effort. I think it's basically on par with the stuff we do.
Every once in a while, we like to let someone else write a column for us. In this case, it was a gentleman from the Sigma Chi fraternity at the University of Tennessee. He's got some advice for you. Here’s the scene: it’s fri-nizzle and all the other bros are boozing...
Is eating off a naked woman as good as it sounds? Our friend at FoodMarathon.com says maybe not.
GUEST COLUMN: Foodmarathon.com, Editor Nacho K.
There's a fine line between a brilliant idea and a pervy waste of money. Last year a sushi bar opened in Los Angeles where you could eat...
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