Where Arnold Schwarzenegger's Famous Kill Lines Come From

July 2nd, 2009 | 02:25 pm
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger's Famous Kill Lines Come From

On Saturday, AMC is having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Marathon, which we are incredibly excited about, because that means that an endless stream of awesomely ridiculous Schwarzenegger kill lines is on the way.  All action movies have these, but Schwarzenegger's...

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