Hi. It's me, your pet parakeet. It's come to my attention that you've been trying to find out why I won't eat your diarrhea: I'm a parakeeet, so I'm not normally one to be bold. But, seeing that this scenario will...
This video is very old, but it's one of my all-time favorites. I think if I was a little Japanese kid I'd probably be entertained by this video, but I'd be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who's pretending to shit at the end sounds like he's squeezing out...
When you're sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play. Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it's empty, and using pre-designated towels so that you don't get a faceful of your roommate's...
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
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When I think of real baseball guys, George Brett is one of the first that comes to mind. He always looks like he's just bathed in pine tar and nailed three fat chicks in an effort to break an 0-21 slump. This video confirms it. I don't...
Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager's car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here's the nutshell:
1) Some guy is hated.
2) Some dudes get all Mission Impossible and reroute the bathroom's poop vents...
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