What Her Pet Really Says About Her

July 20th, 2009 | 09:30 am
What Her Pet Really Says About Her

You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has.  Whether it's a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually...

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