A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You're About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

August 28th, 2009 | 09:52 am
A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You're About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

 Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation.  That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you're about to bang is too fat...

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