We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument that a Kid is Worse: Inconvenient. Uncomfortable. Embarassing. Disgusting. All...
It's nice to know that no matter what age you are, we all ask questions like "Is this real life?" when we're on mind-melting pharmaceuticals. Other crap to look at:Tough guys run through fire, swim under barb wire (asylum)Girlfriend 1.0 (totallycrap)Great achievements in chest hair (afrojacks)Brooke is a cute college girl...
When I was this age, I wasn't counting the days until I could buy my own hores. I was playing with He-Men figures and watching cartoons and hoping my dad would buy my a horse. If you ask me, this is the perfect example as to why kids...
Finally, it's nice to have a little real political insight into this election. Instead of all the charts and "magic boards" and exit polls, I think this election would've been a lot better if Wolf Blitzer and Brit Hume would've brought their four-year-old children on TV...
Most of the time, we are forced to come up with a funny or interesting headline about the stuff we write about. Well, not this time. According to the Guardian:
Staff in privately run child jails have been told they can use a painful "karate chop to the nose" technique to...
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