9 Funny 911 Calls

December 10th, 2009 | 09:51 am
9 Funny 911 Calls

911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it's helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized.  People only call for really...

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