I had to sit through some excruciating political commentary, but it was worth it just to hear at the very end, Anderson Cooper say "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." I can not express to you how much I hope...
I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to cram fewer dongs in...
CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t - Watch more free videos
Remember that South Park episode when Jimmy went up to Wendy and said, "Stan says you are a c-cunt c-c-cunt" and before he can say "continuous source of inspiration" Wendy slaps him? This is just like that except it happened...
You know your life already sucks when you're on the run from the Feds. But you know it probably doesn't get any worse when you click on CNN.com from your hideout and see that you're also being referred to as "jowly."
Not only are you a fugitive, but you're a fatass...
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