My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy...
Oh my goodness gracious! Aren't I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I'm going to be early for work today, and I certainly don't want that. The next thing I know, they'll be expecting me to arrive 10 minutes early, and it's...
You spend 40 hours every week at work. It's only natural that you're going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you're lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you've got to do everything you can to keep...
8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and a combination of a few different techniques. Here...
If you have a job, there's a good chance that you have to wear a name badge. The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there's a good chance that it's not sending the message that you think it's sending. Here's what your name...
We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up. Well, we've come up with a simpler, more realistic flowchart for the adult who, like many of...
Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you're getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn't be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well take one of these babies. Let's see, there's the chocolate with sprinkles, and there's a...
It Only Takes a Second - Watch more Funny Videos We recently read this story, about a guy who accidentally cut his own penis off with a saw. That got us thinking about two things: safety in the workplace, and what it would be like to see a terribly over-acted dramatization...
Aside from being a business necessity, conference calls are a form of absolute Hell. If you're ever interrogating a murderer and want to find out where he hid the bodies, ask him in minute seven of a conference call. He'll tell you anything you want to know. Until then, though,...
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