Worker Looks at Nude Pics During News Report - Watch more Funny VideosSometimes we forget that other people can't look at porn on company time like we can. If this video was shot in Holy Taco's office, it would be...
Aaaah. There's nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful women who get paid to have dirty sex on...
The AVN's (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don't get to go to them this year, we've decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We're hard workers, though, so naturally we decided to get an early start this afternoon...
Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
Okay, I've got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I'm going to. I think that's all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles of this Asian Liquor Store that aren't packed with wine,...
Last year, high school Biology teacher, Tiffany Sheperd, was fired from her job at a Florida high school because the administration discovered that she also worked part time as a bikini girl on a charter fishing boat. Pretty tame photos of her in a bikini were discovered, passed around by...
If you're a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you're demanding. That's like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them. ...
Hey dude! It's me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let's skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You've been coming up short big time lately, and something's got to be done about it. I'm willing to work with...
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