You know how sometimes when you're wiping your ass, your finger breaks through a seam in the toilet paper and you immediately freak out and think "Ew! I have shit on my finger! I'm touching shit right now!" as you...
When I was looking for prom dates, I asked this girl out who sort of looked like a mix between Philip Seymour Hoffman and and that weird guy from ghost that teaches Patrick Swayze how to use his ghost powers and then freaks out and jumps in that subway. ...
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