Justin and Johnny: The Fire Drill

August 19th, 2009 | 02:46 pm
Justin and Johnny: The Fire Drill

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.   

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