People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal...
As you probably know, Ponzi schemer and all-around terrible person Bernie Madoff was sent to prison last week until his trial. But with all his free time, Bernie has started a twitter page. Here it is: (Note: To make it easier to read, we reversed the pages to read from...
All of my knowledge of prison comes from either TV or movies (Oz, Shawshank Redemption, Gaytanamo) but I assume that all the ass-rammings, ass-beatings, ass-blitzings and ass-assings would leave a man a little worse for wear. Especially guys that go to prison for molesting little girls. As you can see...
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