I sit all day and write. So, If I had a girlfriend whom every time I came home from work was like, "Hi honey! Can you write some occasionally clever paragraphs about what's going on in pop-culture, then...
Back before there was internet porn, it used to be pretty hard to find masturbation material. So, you had to use stuff like Macy's catalogs, and then hope and pray there were underwear ads in them. The reason I bring this up is because one month we got one of...
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