via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet) This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy. I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets smacked in the head...
Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation's youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you really want kids to not have sex, you...
Ribbons Rap Music Video - Watch more Funny Videos Normally, you'd think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally." Other Crap To Look At:Brittyn Is The Sexiest Bears Fan You'll See Today (CollegeHumor)Shepherd Smith Freaks Out...
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I'm gonna be honest, I don't go to Church that often/ at all. But I think if I walked into church and I saw this guy, I might stay. He sheds some light on a few really interesting things. For instance, did you know...
This is pretty disappointing news. Could you imagine the happy ending you would get from God? The guy is all-knowing and all-seeing. He is everywhere at the same time. Everywhere. I've been to a few massage parlors in my day, and let me tell you, some of those "masseuse's" could've...
Taking a look at someone's doodle is a great way to see what they were thinking at that moment. Luckily, we were able to get a hold of God's doodle while he was creating mankind. It provides some valuable insight on who we are, and what we could have been.
When you write something, it's good to get an outside perspective on what you've written. And since God knows everything, he also probably knows that. Thus, we're pretty sure before he sent the Ten Commandments down to earth, he probably got a few notes on them from a...
Whenever I see one of these fun God-is-watching-you-masturbate lists I always get excited to see which ones I've done and which ones I need to do. And while all of us have lied or lusted or stole or practiced witchcraft on occasion, there are always a few "sins" on here...
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