The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

October 7th, 2009 | 05:02 pm
The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

My dad is a pretty normal guy.  He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he's always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people.  Y'know, just normal "Dad" stuff.  We...

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