Alright, let's see: this guy's driving a 2004 Honda Civic that's completely beat to shit. There's no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket. Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his entire month. ...
Oh my goodness gracious! Aren't I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I'm going to be early for work today, and I certainly don't want that. The next thing I know, they'll be expecting me to arrive 10 minutes early, and it's...
We've all contemplated doing this at some point, because traffic sucks. But we've all contemplated doing a lot of dumb shit that we never do because we're not stupid. I think my favorite part of this is the outraged traffic reporter. 99.9 percent of the time, the...
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