Oh my goodness gracious! Aren't I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I'm going to be early for work today, and I certainly don't want that. The next thing I know, they'll...
We've all contemplated doing this at some point, because traffic sucks. But we've all contemplated doing a lot of dumb shit that we never do because we're not stupid. I think my favorite part of this is the outraged traffic reporter. 99.9 percent of the time, the...