Man, what the f*ck is this shit?! Fourth row at the VMA's? This is ridiculous.  My music video is one of the five videos that got nominated for everything tonight!  I should be front row, baby!  Instead they got those attractive models sittin' up there, lookin' pretty, givin' this English...

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 Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West beat out Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton for world's biggest douche. It was a close race, but Kanye went home with the trophy after his infantile outburst onstage. This is the best remix video of last night's events you'll see all day. The Best...

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  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O'Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMan over Clemens.) But here we are, with...

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   Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O'Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let's get to it.   But first, we had our first  number one seed...

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  Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today's matchups, here are the results from yesterday's games.   Click here to see the updated bracket.  Click here to vote on the Round 2 Matchups!  As you...

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Going through the process of trying to get on an airplane sucks. You have to stand around quietly for a long time, then somebody yells at you to take your shoes off. If there was an old italian couple next to you who complained about minorities moving in...

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