The Government needs money bad, and soon there's going to be no one left to borrow from. So we decided to imagine a few ways the government might try and generate some cash flow.
The economy is in the shitter and now Henry Paulson is saying we need 700 billion dollars to bail us out. We here at the Taco think the only people who ask for 700 billion dollars are evil geniuses. Therefore, here's what we think is going to happen,...