Remember the "Magic 8-Ball" toy you had as a kid? You'd ask it a yes or no question like "Will I have live to be 100," "Will I go to college," or "Is my uncle a pedophile?" and it would...
In the near future, people are going to be very, very poor. We thought it would be good to get a head-start on the recession by offering some college courses that will teach people the survival techniques that they're undoubtedly going to need:
If you thought a worldwide economic collapse was just around the corner and that we will soon be using shells as currency, well think again. According to this internal email from an Akron, Ohio company, the economy is kicking ass: While most companies are doing away with all employee-based perks, this...
The Government needs money bad, and soon there's going to be no one left to borrow from. So we decided to imagine a few ways the government might try and generate some cash flow.
The current downturn in the economy is forcing everyone to watch what they spend, and in some cases, get another job. No one is safe, not even our caped crusaders.
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8. Iron Man Has To Sell Most Of His Suit And Redesign It...
The economy is in the shitter and now Henry Paulson is saying we need 700 billion dollars to bail us out. We here at the Taco think the only people who ask for 700 billion dollars are evil geniuses. Therefore, here's what we think is going to happen,...
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